"BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW!" The audience cheered as the bearded mountain of muscle exploded a haymaker across The Ravager's jaw hitting him so hard that spittle and stage blood sprayed from his mouth onto the ring! The audience went wild! Sure, the blood might be fake but the impacts were real. Just a little something to spice up the show for the fans in the seats and at home! Bonesaw Mcgraw had taken a vacation from wrestling after The Human Spider completely wrecked him at the wrestling promo to get in even better shape for a comeback but there had been...issues preventing his return. Alien invasions, take your pick on that one, Neo Nazi's...or whatever the hell HYDRA was supposed to be, Ninjas, Kingpin, Killer Robots, Giant Monsters, The Blip, take your pick. But now, finally, finally, FINALLY his life was back on track and he could get back in the ring! Bonesaw laughed as he kicked The Ravager from the back and he stumbled over the corner of the ring, recovered and attacked Bonesaw with wild and hard punches that Bonesaw just tanked! The impacts ran out over the roars of the crowd but Bonesaw just laughed and took every attack to his face before catching a punch and hitting him in the chest, kicking him in the stomach, lunging forward, grabbing him, kneeing him in the stomach, hammering his elbow into him, doing so over and over again before slamming him to the mat and crouching down, grabbing him and lifting him up over his head, lowering him over his shoulders, spinning around rapidly and then tossing him away and out of the ring where he crashed down onto a table and broke it in half! Bonesaw roared and pumped his arms in victory for the audience while looking down at Ravager who gave him a subtle sign that he was still okay. Relatively speaking. Bonesaw grinned and continued celebrating.

Eventually, The Ravager was carried out on a stretcher and Bonesaw sat down with the Bone-ettes: Skull, Spine, Sternum and Marrow.

"Hey there, Bones, you feeling good, baby?"  Skull asked him.

"Feeling reeaaal goood. Could take on a damn army and win! I'm finally back to where I belong and I'm taking the crown back! HOO-RAH! Let's do iiiiit!"

"That's our Bonesy! You're going to crush everyone under you're feet today!" Spine cheered.

"Grind their bones to make your bread, Bonesaw!" Sternum snarled.

"Kill them all and paint the ring read, Bonesy! Let the whole world know you're back!" Marrow cheered.

"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! HELL YEAH!" He downed a bottle of water and handed it off before standing back up and snatching the mic from the announcer.

"ARE YOU READY?"

The crowd cheered.

"ARE YOU READYYYYYY?!"

The crowd cheered louder!

"BONESAW IS READYYYYY! BRING OUT MY NEXT VICTIIIIIIIM!"

A giant balloon of a young man who looked like he was made of giant piles of baking dough and Play-Doh laughed and applauded Bonesaw alongside the audience. He was enormous! A giant ball of fat and human jelly with a doughy, blubbery almost rubbery looking body, a somewhat handsome, almost pretty face and slicked up light brown hair. He's wearing a giant white t-shirt with another red t-shirt worn over it with the words "Real Friends Show Me their Boobs" emblazoned on it. He's also wearing giant dark brown jeans with large boots on his feet. This giant balloon of a person was Fred Dukes.

"Hoooo man! This is the best ever! Thanks a whole lot, Toad, I needed this today, man."

His much smaller friend who was sitting next to him had a good natured laugh. "Told ya, big guy, the best way to get over a breakup is with some good old fashioned over the top macho violence." He was currently hiding under a hooded jacket with green gloves on his hands to hide his mutated features. While the big guy never had a problem with it, there were a lot of people out there who just didn't understand it. People who had seen him as a freak his entire life. Those were the people he hid from. The people he ran from. Until he met Fred who just thought he looked cool. They fought off his attackers together, well mostly Fred, and had remained friends ever since. "Don't you worry about a thing, big guy, after today you'll forget all about that Felicity chick." Toddi Tolansky Tonybee assured his giant friend.

"Felicity huh?" Fred chuckled and rubbed the back of his head. "Yeah...I'm sure she'll be alright. Anyway it's probably for the best. She was a lot of fun and yum but....damn she was crazy." He chuckled. "Still, what she locked in common sense, she made up for in brilliance. I'm sure she'll be okay at her...whatever it is tech college."

After some more banter the match started off in earnest. Thunderlips attacked first and swung a haymaker at Bonesaw who knocked it aside only to then eat a kick from Thunderlips to the stomach and he backed up and Thunderlips advancing on Bonesaw and repeatedly punching him with lefts and rights hammering him across the face until Bonesaw suddenly struck out and punched Thunderlips so hard he was momentarily lifted off of his feet before dropping back down and slamming both of his fists onto his back. Bonesaw dropped down to his knees but withstood the hit enough to grab his leg and rise back up! Thunderlips freaked out and waved his arms in the air and struggled as Bonesaw began rising back up to his feet while groaning and grunting as he lifted up Thunderlips into the air and with a mighty yell he rose him up further and then tossed Thunderlips aside! He was thrown a few feet away and slammed down on the mat!

Thunderlips slammed his fist down on the mat but he began pulling himself right back up again only to be speared by Bonesaw mid-step and sending him flying into and through the rope gap! He yelled out as he fell out of the ring and slammed down on the floor.

"YEEEAAAH-HA!' Bonesaw yelled out while punching his fists into the air.

"Ouch. That had to hurt." Toddi quipped while flinching.

"Told you man. This is Bonesaw's house. Don't worry about him though. It'll still take more than that to bring down a wrestler." Fred informed his buddy.

(Ohhhh man. Stealing those tickets from Duncan and his dweeby friend was one of the best calls I ever made!) Toddi noted internally while chuckling alongside his friend.

Thunderlips flipped right back up to his feet. "Not bad, Bonesaw, not bad! But you just brought down THE THUNDER!" He ran back into the ring and attacked him again. Bonesaw caught his punch and he caught Bonesaw's and then they began grunting and pushing and pulling against each other, testing strength against strength and muscle against muscle and power against power! The audience cheered them both on but neither of them was able to get the advantage against the other until Thunderlips swung his arms aside and released Bonesaw, causing him to stumble to the side and then he kicked him. Bonesaw took the full brunt of the kick but he managed to grab his leg and swing him around and then he let him go and kicked him away. Thunderlips stumbled away but he managed to find his footing again and he turned back around only to be dropkicked by him! He flew backwards against the turnbuckle but then he managed to grab Bonesaw and hammer him down, pick him up and drop him down on the mat. Thunderlips then quickly climbed up on the turnbuckle and flipped in the air and attempted to slam down on Bonesaw but he rolled out of the way, leaving Thunderlips to slam down on the mat with a thunderous boom! As he is getting back up he is punched and kicked to the mat by Bonesaw.

Bonesaw and Thunderlips both climbed back up to the feet laughing and having the time of their lives. After a moment of recovery he attacked him again only for Bonesaw to run right at him and he leaped into the air and speared him again right back onto the turnbuckle! Thunderlips withstood it enough that he was able to slam his fists down on him repeatedly but Bonesaw withstood it enough to lift Thunderlips up into the air and then he threw him out over the ropes again and onto the floor! Thunderlips yelled out as he fell through the air and landed hard on the floor and grunted in pain.

Bonesaw doubled over for just a moment before grunting and standing right back up again and he climbed up on the turnbuckle, raised his fists into the air and leaped off of it and he slammed down ontop of Thunderlips! He then used the chance to pin him down for the count.

"1! 2! 3! THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! THE WINNER IS....BOOOONNNNNESSSAWWWWWW!"

"YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW! BONESAW!" The audience cheered as he stood up and flexed his biceps in truimph!

Thunderlips laughed and sat back up and Bonesaw helped him up. "That was fun. Lets go again sometime."

"Hell yeah, brother, hell yeah." Bonesaw laughed.

"Soooo...$200.00?"

"$200.00, bro." Fred laughed.

They walked out of the stadium with Fred counting his money and both of them with fresh new Bonesaw Autographs. "See that? See that? Now that was how it's done. That was how the pros do it. You know, if the Avengers are ever going recruiting again, they should give those two wrecking machines a call." Fred told Toddi. "I mean, if Hawkeye can get in why not real badasses like those two?"

"Whatever happened to him anyway?" Toddi asked in return.

"Nobody knows. Everyone says he disappeared after the Avengers broke up." He shrugged his massive shoulders. "Anyway, what do you wanna do?" He asked while they approached his truck.

"Well, we got a couple hundred bucks on hand. Wanna get some food and go clubbing?"

"Fuck yeah."

Knox had to admit that the truck's sudden crash had caught him off guard and rattled him but it wasn't a big deal. He was already shaking it off and by basking in the fear in the area he could feel his body re-energizing itself. By absorbing the energy of the fear being emitted by the civilians his body tissue, skin, muscles, bones and the rest of his body became stronger, denser and more resilient, allowing him to both put out and withstand greater amounts of force. Knox dismissively fired his gun to the side spraying bullets everywhere to spread more fear in the area for him to absorb. With all of the power he'd been absorbing all day long Knox was more than confident he could splatter whichever poor motherfucker they'd ran into. Short of Hulk or Thor, and nobody had seen them for years, he was confident that nobody would be able to stop him when he was this strong! His feet were cracking the street as he walked around the truck and he was seething and clenching and unclenching his fists with a big smile on his face. He felt good. He felt really damn good. He had never felt this strong before and he was going to use it to its full effect! Knox arrived around the side of the truck where a giant fatso was currently celebrating smashing up their truck. "Heyo Fatso!" He called out to him.

"WHOOO! WHOOOHOOO! YEEEEAAAAAAHH-HA! Huh?" He turned around and looked back at Knox. "Hi there...and you are?"

"I'm The Motherfucking Boogie Man." Knox snarled as he took off his helmet and threw it away revealing his face with his veins bulging as his muscles pumped up beneath his clothes. "And you just wrecked my ride."

Even Fred was a little taken aback by his bizarre appearance but he kept his cool on the outside. After all he was still feeling the hype from taking down an entire truck. So he decided to play it off. "Yeah well maybe if your driver knew the rules of the road I wouldn't have had to do that." Fred shrugged. "Maybe try hiring Vin Diesel next time that's all I'm saying."

"Don't try to change the subject, fatass, you just stuck your neck where it didn't belong and now I'm going to splatter your guts all around New York."

Fred just pointed at the truck. "Is the truck not a clear indicator of how this is going to go down?"

"Keep telling yourself that..but there is more than enough fear in the area right now to pump me up."

"Fear?"

Knox suddenly sprung forward with incredible speed, considerably faster than anyone expected him to be able to move, and drove his fist into Fred's stomach! He fully expected to be able to punch right through Fred, rip out his guts, and strangle him with them just to start and that was definitely Knox's intention but something went wrong! Punching the fat kid's stomach was like punching into a giant greasy bean bag stuffed with pillows! Knox felt his fist sink into him but it was like all the power was sucked right out of his fist! His arm lost all momentum and stopped cold! Fred just stood there and let the punch sink into him harmlessly and then 'clamped down' on his arm by squeezing his stomach to keep it captured. "Wh-what...WHAT THE HELL?!" He asked in horror. Knox tried to pull his arm back out but it was stuck! He tried and tried but the fat man just kept him trapped in place. There was a distinct sound of stomach churning wet splashing and sloppy burping like someone was shaking or beating a wet trash bag full of wet meat and sludge from his stomach as Knox punched into it and subsequently tried to free himself.

"BWWAAAAAAPPP!" Fred replied with a laugh, sending out a small but powerful gust of air as he did that would've likely blown over Knox if he wasn't stuck. "So you're the Boogie Man huh? Well then, so long as we're using our made-up names, you can call me THE BLOB!" He declared and raised a mighty fist and then backhanded Knox across the face so hard his head jerked back at the same time as Blob finally released his arm! The result was Knox flying backwards a considerable distance before he dropped down to the ground and rolled backwards head over heels before he was able to stop himself and he doubled over and wiped his mouth with the back of his sleeve. (Okay...soooo maybe taking the helmet off all dramatic like was a bad idea.) He acknowledged and spat some blood on the street and got back up. (I'm going to need to be careful for once.) He rolled his neck while he stood back up.

"Okay. Round 2 fat boy."